open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
when i meet people who dont like birds
I’m trying to get back into neopets and I’m just…
Oh my god what is anything on this site anymore? I feel so lost. THIS LAYOUT IS A MESS I WANT TO RECODE IT. I plowed through the altador plot and got a nicer looking theme besides neo’s standard eye-burning themes at least. Um… I adopted a cute ghost zafara yesterday from the pound? I might draw her sometime, idk.
…Why does my newbie account have more keyquest tokens than my main one? Ssdfjnghj
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
- Mike Brown’s mom laid flowers where he was shot and police let a dog pee on the memorial site
- “Stand Up Against Racism" demonstration outside US Embassy in London
- Police claim to have no records of arrests of journalists
- Illinois school bans discussions of Mike Brown’s death
- Gov. Nixon introduces new Public Safety Director
- Push for police to wear body cameras continues
- Jon Stewart on Ferguson
i hate black girls
the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead
1993 Nintendo of America document.
Please follow these guidelines in any public performance of the Mario character.
is this an official nintendo guide on how to RP mario holy shit
“He treats anyone and anything with dignity and respect. He has seen too many things in his travels to be narrow-minded.”
What “Heart of Darkness” type adventures has Mario been on that we haven’t been privy to?
Did you miss that time he dreamed about friggin’ pigeons on flying carpets flanked by cloaked dudes in gas masks who shot bullets out of their friggin’ mouths and that disembodied half-scarred face that comes out of the wall when you pick up a key AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND WENT IN A CAVE AND FOUGHT THESE DUDES FOR REAL????
I know people and have watched people play Super Mario Bros. 2 who, even as adults, are still legitimately freaked out by Phanto.
How about the fact that the Mushroom World’s SUN, the VERY STAR that the planet revolves around, is personally angry with Mario and will swoop down out of the heavens to murder him.
when I say “everything is better with lesbians” I don’t mean grossly over sexualized lesbians who just do the nasty all the time to please straight men I mean cute girls having adventures together and falling in love and giving cute kisses and having cute cuddle sessions or badass girls having adventures and kicking bad guy ass and falling in love with each other